Chicken Short Girls God Only Lets Things Grow Until Theyre Perfect Shirts
The fluorescent lights of the library hummed, a dull counterpoint to the frantic tapping of keyboards. I was supposed to be researching the symbolism of birds in Victorian literature, but my eyes kept drifting to the graphic on my shirt. “Chicken Short Girls God Only Lets Things Grow Until They’re Perfect.”
It was a silly, inside joke from college. Sarah, bless her five-foot-two heart, had bought us matching shirts after a particularly brutal volleyball loss where we were constantly being dunked on. I remembered the raucous laughter, the sticky bar floor, Sarah’s indignant declaration that short girls were “concentrated awesome.” Now, the shirt just reminded me of simpler times, of late-night study sessions fueled by pizza and questionable energy drinks, of friendships forged in shared adversity and ridiculous t-shirts. Back when “perfect” meant acing a test, not navigating the complexities of adulthood.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












