Chicken F Caw F What The Hell Rooster Shirts
**(Upbeat, funky music plays from the speakers. A bright yellow food truck, “Cluck Norris,” is adorned with cartoon chickens doing karate.)**
**ME:** (Grinning, holding a microphone) Alright, alright, flockers! Who’s hungry enough to unleash their inner rooster?
**(A few people cheer.)**
**ME:** Listen up! Cluck Norris is bringing the heat with our crispy fried chicken sandwiches, spicy Nashville hot tenders, and creamy mac and cheese that’ll make you wanna lay an egg! But here’s the kicker! You see this beauty? (Holds up a “Chicken F Caw F What The Hell Rooster” t-shirt.)
**ME:** Wear one of THESE bad boys, and you get a FREE meal, your choice! That’s right, show your rooster pride and get a taste of Cluck Norris on the house! So, who’s brave enough to join the flock and claim their free feast? Don’t be chicken!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












