Charlie Kirk Neo Matrix Shirts
The sun beat down, practically begging me to reapply sunscreen. I was living the beach dream: cold drink, crashing waves, and my prized “Charlie Kirk Neo Matrix” shirt. Yes, I’d finally debuted it.
Suddenly, a rogue gust of wind, amplified by a passing toddler wielding a plastic shovel, sent a tsunami of sand directly at my chest. My shirt, previously a beacon of… well, something, was now encrusted in gritty beige.
I tried brushing it off, but the sand was determined. It clung to the pixelated faces of Charlie Kirk, now looking less like a digital messiah and more like a perpetually surprised sand sculpture. Each brush just seemed to embed the grains deeper.
I sighed. This was it. My meticulously planned day of ironic beach fashion was officially ruined. I looked down at my sandy Kirk-adorned chest and couldn’t help but chuckle. At least it was a memorable beach day.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on