Cattle Decapitation Aftershock Festival Sacramento Ca 10 2 2025 Shirts
(The line snakes around the “Grindhouse Grub” food truck, death metal blasting from hidden speakers)
**GRIM GRINDER (shouting over the music):** Next! You got the guts for the GUTBURSTER? It’s a triple-stack burger with ghost pepper cheese and a side of deep-fried tarantula legs!
**(A customer nervously approaches the window)**
**CUSTOMER:** Uh, I think I’ll just have the… uh… “Screaming Skull” chicken sandwich.
**GRIM GRINDER:** Wise choice, mortal! But hold up! You rockin’ that Cattle Decapitation Aftershock shirt from 2025? The one with the festering fetus logo?
**CUSTOMER:** (Proudly) Yeah! Got it right here!
**GRIM GRINDER:** (Grinning, revealing several metal teeth) Show it off, brother! Anyone wearing official Cattle Decapitation Aftershock Sacramento Ca 10 2 2025 merch eats FREE today! Consider it a reward for surviving the pit! What’ll it be? The Gutburster’s on us!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












