Cat I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Lactose It Makes My Tummy Hurt Shirts
**(Parked in a bustling city square, the “Purrfect Bites” food truck sports a giant, winking cat mural. The menu board boasts gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches and decadent mac & cheese variations.)**
**A chalkboard sign reads:** “Rock the Shirt, Get the Grub! Wear our ‘Cat I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose Lactose It Makes My Tummy Hurt’ shirt and get a FREE ‘Cheesy Dream’ grilled cheese or a small ‘Mac Attack’ mac & cheese! Show your lactose-intolerant pride and let us reward you with a delicious, *dairy-free* alternative! (Shirt must be visibly worn. One free item per shirt-wearer. We offer both dairy and dairy-free options!)”
**(Behind the counter, a friendly chef with cat-eye glasses grins.)** “Don’t let lactose hold you back from cheesy goodness! We’ve got something for everyone, even the most sensitive of tummies. So flaunt that feline-themed rebellion and enjoy a guilt-free meal!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












