Cat I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose It Makes My Tummy Hurt Ornaments Shirts
The chipped ceramic cat stared, judging. I sighed, running a hand through the overflowing rack of questionable graphic tees. Another “World’s Best Dad” shirt. Another ironic bowling league jersey. My quest felt hopeless. I was searching for the holy grail: a “Cat I Refuse To Tolerate Lactose It Makes My Tummy Hurt” ornament shirt.
Suddenly, nestled between a stained band tee and a corporate softball uniform, it shimmered. A slightly-too-big, slightly-faded, but undeniably PURRFECT shirt. The very words emblazoned across the chest.
My heart skipped a beat. This wasn’t just luck; it was destiny. The thrifting gods, recognizing my unwavering dedication to lactose-intolerant feline representation, had finally smiled upon me. Clutching my prize, I practically floated to the register, the purrfect shirt destined to become a beloved, albeit slightly ridiculous, staple of my wardrobe.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












