Carrion Vael Cannibals Anonymous Shirts
Cardboard boxes overflowed, a monument to impending relocation. I wrestled shut a particularly stubborn one when I saw it: the “Carrion Vael Cannibals Anonymous” shirts. A wave of nostalgia crashed over me.
Each shirt represented a different tour, a different chapter of my life spent screaming along to guttural vocals in dingy venues. The faded black fabric held echoes of sweat, spilled beer, and the camaraderie of fellow metalheads. There was the blood-splattered one from that infamous show in Milwaukee, the one with the misprinted logo from the European tour, and the pristine, never-worn one I’d bought hoping to finally score a backstage pass.
Packing them away felt like packing away a part of myself. These weren’t just shirts; they were artifacts of a time when life was louder, simpler, and fueled by pure, unadulterated metal. A bittersweet smile touched my lips. Time to move on, literally and figuratively.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












