Bus Driver I Like Halloween Candy Too Shirts
“So, uh, nice shirt,” Dr. Miller chirped, adjusting the bright overhead light. I was reclined, utterly helpless. “Bus Driver, huh? And… Halloween candy?”
I mumbled something about it being a niche interest. My heart hammered against my ribs. This was going to be the longest cleaning of my life.
“My nephew is a bus driver,” she continued, probing around with that sharp metal thing. “He loves Snickers. What’s your favorite?”
“Uh, Reese’s,” I managed, the words slurred around the suction tube.
“Good choice! He says the little peanut butter cups are the perfect size for a quick treat on the route.” She paused, scraping a particularly stubborn bit of plaque. “Do you find that too?”
I just groaned, wishing I’d worn a plain white t-shirt. Anything would have been better than this excruciatingly awkward conversation about my obscure fashion choices.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












