Burpees Are Boo Sheet Halloween Shirts
The elevator lurched, groaned, and then stopped with a sickening thud. Silence descended, punctuated only by nervous coughs. I fidgeted, acutely aware of my “Burpees Are Boo Sheet” Halloween shirt. A woman in a power suit cleared her throat. “Well,” she said, eyes fixed on my chest, “that’s…certainly a shirt.”
A man in a tweed jacket chuckled. “Burpees are terrifying, I’ll give you that.” Soon, everyone was chiming in. Someone admitted their dread of burpees. Another shared a hilarious gym fail involving the dreaded exercise. The conversation, surprisingly, flowed freely. My shirt, a beacon of Halloween-themed fitness humor, had inadvertently become the icebreaker. Trapped in a metal box, we were united by our shared fear of burpees and the absurdity of the situation. Who knew a simple t-shirt could spark such camaraderie?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












