Bowl Cause I Like It Not Good At It Funny Ten Pin Bowling Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous kid named Kevin, rang the bell at number 14. I opened the door, expecting my usual Hawaiian. “Uh, Johnson residence?” he stammered, holding out a pepperoni pizza. “Actually, it’s Peterson,” I corrected, confused.
Just then, Mrs. Johnson from next door popped her head out. “Kevin! That’s ours!” Her face went crimson as she saw me. “Oh dear, you weren’t supposed to see that. Rod’s been dieting.” Rod, a notoriously grumpy man, was known for his aversion to pizza.
My “Bowl Cause I Like It Not Good At It Funny Ten Pin Bowling Shirts” saved the day. Rod’s eyes landed on it. “Bowling, eh?” he chuckled, completely forgetting the pizza debacle. “Been years since I’ve bowled. Used to be quite the pin-toppler!” Kevin, forgotten, slipped away. Mrs. Johnson thanked me profusely. Pizza averted, awkwardness neutralized, all thanks to my terrible bowling skills.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












