Body By Breast Milk Kids Halloween T Shirts
The thrift store smelled like mothballs and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: find the most ironic Halloween costume possible. Rows of sequined dresses and moth-eaten sweaters mocked my quest. Then, in the children’s section, amidst a pile of superhero capes, it appeared.
A tiny, slightly faded t-shirt. Printed on the front in bold, cheerful letters: “Body By Breast Milk.” Below, a cartoon baby flexing its nonexistent muscles. My jaw dropped. I hadn’t seen these shirts since… well, since I made them for my twins five years ago and promptly donated them in a fit of sleep-deprived madness.
It was destiny. I clutched the shirt, a giggle bubbling in my throat. It was perfect. This year, I was going as irony itself. And to think, I almost settled for being a pirate.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












