Blood Spatter Is Red Luminol Shines Are Blue I Watch Enough Crime Shows Shirts
The elevator lurched to a halt, plunging us into awkward silence. A woman with a chihuahua yelped. I sighed, mentally cursing my luck. Of all days for the elevator to break, it had to be when I was wearing my “Blood Spatter Is Red, Luminol Shines Are Blue, I Watch Enough Crime Shows” shirt.
A teenage boy cleared his throat. “Uh, cool shirt,” he mumbled, avoiding eye contact.
Suddenly, the chihuahua owner piped up, “So, you’re into true crime, huh? Any recommendations?”
Another man, previously glued to his phone, looked up. “Oh, me too! Have you seen the documentary about…?”
Within seconds, the stuffy atmosphere transformed. Everyone was animatedly discussing their favorite podcasts, theories, and gruesome details of various cases. My nerdy shirt had somehow become the ultimate icebreaker, turning a stressful situation into an impromptu true crime convention. I just hoped the rescue team didn’t think I was a suspect when they finally arrived.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












