Beer Drinker Beersexual Funny Beer Lover Shirts
“So,” Dr. Miller said, poking around with a sharp instrument, “I like your… shirt.”
My heart leaped. Not the root canal kind of leap, but the “oh god, is this awkward” kind. I’d worn my “Beer Drinker Beersexual Funny Beer Lover Shirts” tee, thinking it was just a bit of fun. Now, under the harsh glare of the dental light, it felt… loud.
“Thanks,” I mumbled, trying to keep my tongue still. “Just a bit of humor.”
He chuckled, a sound that vibrated through my skull. “Right. ‘Beersexual.’ Bold choice for a Tuesday morning.”
I wanted to disappear into the chair. “It’s…a conversation starter,” I offered lamely.
“Indeed,” he said, his voice a little too close to my ear. “Certainly gets you noticed. Now, open wide…” I did, a silent prayer that he’d move on to discussing plaque and avoid any further discussion of my questionable fashion choices.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












