Bat Heavyweight Heavyweight Shirts
The wrong pizza arrived, a Hawaiian monstrosity instead of my pepperoni. I opened the door to a flustered woman, clearly expecting someone else. “I think there’s been a mistake,” she said, her voice tight. Behind her, a man shifted nervously, holding a bouquet of lilies. Oh dear.
My brain scrambled. This was clearly a romantic dinner gone wrong. Then, inspiration struck. I gestured to my chest, where my “Bat Heavyweight Heavyweight Shirts” t-shirt proudly displayed a cartoon bat lifting weights. “Hey, no problem! I actually ordered this Hawaiian specifically for my workout! Gotta fuel those gains, you know?”
They both stared, bewildered, but the tension eased. “Oh! Okay,” the woman said, relief flooding her face. I grabbed the pizza, grinning. “Enjoy your evening! And remember, lift heavy!” I shut the door, already dialing for my pepperoni, and chuckling at the absurdity of it all. My bat-themed shirt had just inadvertently saved a date.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












