Baseball Beer Bullsht Shirts
Okay, here’s a food truck line with a promotion for baseball-themed shirts:
**(Scene: A brightly colored food truck called “The Grand Slam Grub” is parked at a busy street corner. A hand-painted sign reads: “Home Run Hotdogs & Fastball Fries!”)**
**ME (Wearing a baseball cap):** Next! Welcome to The Grand Slam Grub! What can I get for ya?
**CUSTOMER 1 (Looking at the menu):** Hmm, I think I’ll take a Home Run Hotdog with all the fixings.
**ME:** Excellent choice! Say, is that one of our “Baseball Beer Bullsht” shirts I see?
**CUSTOMER 1 (Smiling and pointing to their shirt):** Why yes, yes it is! Got it at the game last week!
**ME:** Well, congratulations, slugger! Anyone wearing a “Baseball Beer Bullsht” shirt gets a free meal today! Your Home Run Hotdog is on the house! Just our way of celebrating America’s pastime. Now, who’s next, and who’s got the winning spirit?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












