Asspizza Italian Plumber Revived 2025 Shirts
My palms were sweating so bad I could water a small garden. Across the table sat Maya, radiating effortless cool in a vintage band tee. I, on the other hand, had chosen… poorly. My “Asspizza Italian Plumber Revived 2025” shirt seemed exponentially louder in the intimate cafe.
“So,” Maya began, her smile faltering slightly as her eyes landed on my chest. “That’s… quite the shirt.”
Mortification threatened to swallow me whole. I stammered, “Yeah, uh, it’s, um, a… long story.”
But instead of recoiling, Maya chuckled. “No, I’m intrigued. Is it a band? A performance art piece? A cry for help?”
Relief washed over me. I launched into the absurd backstory of the shirt, a bizarre internet deep dive that somehow involved pizza, forgotten plumbers, and the year 2025. Maya’s laughter filled the cafe, and suddenly, the shirt, once my greatest fear, was our first inside joke. Maybe this date wouldn’t be a complete disaster after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












