Ask You Legs For Forgiveness Not Permission Shirts
**(The vibrant “Knead for Speed” food truck, specializing in gourmet stuffed pretzels, is blasting upbeat music. A chalkboard sign reads: “Today’s Special: BBQ Pulled Pork Pretzel Bomb!”)**
“Next!” I call out, wiping my hands on my apron.
A customer approaches, a mischievous grin spreading across their face as they proudly display their shirt. Boldly printed on the fabric: “Ask Your Legs For Forgiveness, Not Permission.”
“Well, I’ll be,” I chuckle, gesturing towards the truck. “Looks like someone’s been living the pretzel-powered life! That’s the spirit we like to see! You know what that shirt means, right? One free BBQ Pulled Pork Pretzel Bomb, on the house! You earned it. Now, tell me, what kind of dipping sauce are you thinking? Spicy mustard, creamy horseradish, or our signature sweet and tangy BBQ?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












