Art The Clown Terrifier Halloween Horror Movie Shirts
The automatic car wash was a swirling vortex of soap and suds, a perfect backdrop for my brooding. Today’s shirt: Art the Clown, mid-maniacal grin. I slouched in my driver’s seat, bracing for the high-pressure rinse.
Suddenly, a tap on my window. I rolled it down, expecting a complaint about my ancient Corolla. Instead, a woman with perfectly coiffed silver hair and a Chanel suit beamed at me. “Oh, darling, is that Art the Clown?”
I blinked, utterly bewildered. “Uh… yeah?”
“I adore the practical effects in that film! So gruesome, so…artistic! Where did you find such a fabulous shirt?” She pulled out her phone. “Do you mind if I take a picture? My granddaughter would simply *die*.”
Before I could stammer a response, the woman snapped a photo, winked, and sashayed back to her Mercedes. The car wash finished, leaving me speechless and covered in surprisingly clean water. My Art the Clown shirt, apparently, had unexpectedly elevated my social status.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












