Arsenic And Old Lace Body Count What Body Count Vintage Shirt
Agnes, bless her heart, decided to wear her “Arsenic And Old Lace Body Count What Body Count Vintage Shirt” to the church bake sale. She thought it was just a cute, ironic movie reference. Little did she know, Mrs. Higgins, notorious for her prize-winning rhubarb pies and a memory like a steel trap, was a *huge* fan of the play and took the shirt as a personal challenge.
“Body count, you say, Agnes?” Mrs. Higgins chirped, her eyes glinting. “Well, let’s just see if your lemon bars can rival my infamous arsenic-laced… uh, I mean, *award-winning* rhubarb!”
Chaos ensued. People eyed the baked goods with suspicion. A dog sniffed a cupcake and fainted (probably from the sugar rush). Agnes, mortified, spent the afternoon explaining the shirt was just a joke, while Mrs. Higgins kept muttering about elderberry wine and “guests who never leave.” The bake sale raised record amounts, mostly from people paying extra to *not* take any baked goods home.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on