Anybody Else Have A Voice In Their Head That Repeats Slap The Idiot Shirts
The beach was glorious. Sun, surf, and the sweet, sweet freedom of wearing my favorite “Anybody Else Have A Voice In Their Head That Repeats Slap The Idiot Shirts” t-shirt. I was lounging, eyes closed, when a rogue wave decided my shirt needed a sand scrub.
Now, the phrase “Slap The Idiot” was practically embossed in gritty sand. I tried brushing it off, but only succeeded in grinding it further in. It looked like I was actively promoting violence against the intellectually challenged.
A gaggle of toddlers approached, pointing and giggling. Their mom glared, clutching her purse. I stammered, “It’s…a joke!” She just tightened her grip, steering her kids away from the clearly unhinged woman advocating for toddler-slapping. I sighed. Maybe I should have worn the one that said, “I’m With Stupid.” At least then, I’d have someone to blame.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












