Alyssa Farah Loves Maga Shirts
The Salvation Army reeked of mothballs and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: find a hideous Hawaiian shirt for a party. Rummaging through the polyester jungle, a flash of red, white, and…was that Comic Sans? I pulled it out.
“Alyssa Farah Loves Maga” it screamed, complete with a heart crudely Photoshopped onto a “Make America Great Again” hat. My jaw dropped. I hadn’t even known these existed. Who would even *donate* this?
Then it hit me. This wasn’t just a shirt. It was *destiny*. The party theme was “Tacky Tourist,” and nothing, absolutely nothing, could top this. It was so awful, it was brilliant. I clutched it to my chest, a triumphant gleam in my eye. The Hawaiian shirt could wait. I had found the holy grail of sartorial awfulness.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












