Alpha In The Streets Kitten In The Sheets Halloween Shirts
I slapped my “Alpha In The Streets Kitten In The Sheets” Halloween shirt on the counter, hoping it’d at least get a chuckle from the cashier. Instead, her eyebrows shot up.
“Really?” she asked, scanning my milk. “That’s… quite a statement.”
“It’s Halloween!” I defended, grabbing my reusable bag. “It’s supposed to be a little outrageous.”
“Outrageous, or just… perpetuating harmful stereotypes?” she countered, her voice low.
“Stereotypes? I just thought it was funny. It’s a cat pun!” I sputtered, feeling my face flush.
“I guess,” she said, a hint of skepticism in her voice. “But maybe consider the message you’re sending. Especially around impressionable little trick-or-treaters.”
I mumbled something about “being expressive” as she handed me my receipt. I grabbed my groceries, a sudden wave of self-consciousness washing over me. Maybe this shirt wasn’t as funny as I thought.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












