Absolutely Catch It If You Make An Error Youll Be Fired Seiya Sega Shirts
**(Brightly colored food truck with a slightly ominous name like “Precision Eats” or “Error-Free Fryz”)**
**YOU:** (Loudly, with a forced smile) Welcome to Precision Eats, where we take culinary perfection SERIOUSLY! Today, we’re offering a special deal for the… *ahem*… discerning customer.
**(Point to a sign with elaborate, almost absurd rules about ordering, like “Eye contact MUST be maintained throughout the transaction” and “Utterances exceeding 3 syllables are grounds for immediate disqualification”)**
**YOU:** Simply follow ALL the instructions to the letter, and if you’re wearing one of our limited-edition “Absolutely Catch It If You Make An Error You’ll Be Fired Seiya Sega Shirts,” your meal is on the house! (Gestures vaguely to a pile of plain white t-shirts.)
**(Whispering conspiratorially)** Good luck. You’ll need it. We haven’t given away a free meal in weeks. And yes, those are our actual employee shirts. Don’t ask.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












