Abolish Ice Frog Unicorn Raccoon Bear Dinosaur Protest Ornaments T Shirts
I placed my “Abolish Ice Frog Unicorn Raccoon Bear Dinosaur Protest Ornaments T Shirts” on the conveyor belt. The cashier, a young woman with vibrant pink hair, raised an eyebrow. “Whoa, that’s…a lot going on.”
“It’s a statement,” I said, a little defensively. “About… everything.”
She scanned a box of cereal. “Everything? Even Ice Frogs?”
“They’re a symbol!” I insisted. “Of… aquatic injustice! The unicorns represent pure imagination, the raccoon’s resourcefulness, the bear is strength in the face of oppression, the dinosaur is to remind us of the past, and the ornaments are the protest”
“Right,” she chuckled, scanning a bag of chips. “So, you’re against, uh, all that?”
“Yes! Or, well, it’s complicated. It’s more about questioning the status quo!”
She handed me my receipt. “Well, good luck with that. Just try not to wear it to the zoo. The bears might take it personally.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












