Mythical Cryptid Clash Shirts
I set my groceries on the conveyor belt, my “Jersey Devil vs. Mothman” shirt facing forward. The cashier, a young woman with bright green hair, scanned a box of pasta. “Cool shirt,” she said, a slight frown creasing her brow. “But Mothman would totally win.”
“Are you kidding?” I scoffed, grabbing a bag of chips. “Jersey Devil’s got claws, teeth, and a whole lot of attitude. Mothman’s just…big and fluttery.”
“Big and fluttery that predicts disasters!” she retorted, slamming the pasta down. “He’s a harbinger of doom! The Devil’s just a grumpy horse-bat.”
The lady behind me cleared her throat. “Honestly, I think the Loch Ness Monster could take them both.”
The cashier and I exchanged a bewildered look. “Nessie’s a herbivore!” I exclaimed.
“She’s got size on her side!” the green-haired cashier countered, scanning my milk. “This is getting interesting.”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












