I Might Be Colorblind But I Know I Look Good In Green Shirts
**(The truck, painted a vibrant sunset orange, is called “Chromatic Cuisine” and features a chalkboard menu with intentionally mismatched color chalk.)**
**ME (Approaching the counter, wearing a bright green shirt):** Hey there! Ready to order. That “Rainbow Rhapsody” taco looks amazing!
**TRUCK OWNER (Grinning):** Hold up! That’s… quite the green shirt you’re rocking. You know about our special?
**ME (Feigning surprise):** Special? I just thought green was a good look on me. I *might* be a little colorblind, but I know confidence when I see it!
**TRUCK OWNER (Laughing):** That’s the spirit! Anyone who admits they “might be colorblind but knows they look good in green” gets a free Rainbow Rhapsody! It’s our way of celebrating individuality and questionable fashion choices. Enjoy!
**ME (Beaming):** You won’t hear me complaining! Best colorblind awareness program ever. Thanks!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












