Hop No Hope Without Hop I Resist Portland Frog Classic Shirts
The doorbell rang, and I opened the door to a confused-looking guy holding a pizza. “Uh, I think this is for you?” he said, gesturing to the name on the box. It was addressed to a “Mr. Henderson.” “Wrong house,” I replied, about to shut the door.
Just then, a woman’s voice called from inside. “Honey, is that the pizza? I’m starving!” A beat of awkward silence followed. The delivery guy and I exchanged glances. I was wearing one of my “Hop No Hope Without Hop I Resist Portland Frog Classic Shirts,” a gift from my beer-loving brother.
“Hey, I’m not ‘Mr. Henderson’,” I said with a grin, pointing to my shirt, “but I *do* appreciate a good beer and pizza pairing. Looks like your husband is a man of refined tastes!” The woman burst out laughing. “Oh dear, that’s my brother! Come on in! We’re just having a game night.” Crisis averted, thanks to my questionable frog-themed apparel.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












