Racccoon Strawberry Jams But My Gloock Dont Classic Shirts
The Dewey Decimal System blurred before my eyes. “Racccoon Strawberry Jams But My Gloock Dont Classic Shirts” was plastered across my chest, a ridiculous inside joke from freshman year. Sarah made them for our whole friend group after a particularly bizarre night. I tried to focus on the economics textbook, but the shirt was a portal.
I saw Sarah, wild-haired and laughing, struggling to screen-print these monstrosities in her dorm room. The smell of burnt rubber and cheap fabric softener. The sheer absurdity of the phrase, born from a misheard lyric and a love of trashy memes. We wore them everywhere, a walking emblem of our goofy, sleep-deprived college existence. Back then, economics seemed so far away, so unimportant. Now, facing finals, I wished I’d paid more attention. Maybe I should just text Sarah… no, focus. Back to supply and demand.
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T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












