This Is My Mental Breakdown Classic Shirts
The pizza guy, a teenager with a visible tremor, thrust the boxes at me. “Two pepperoni, extra cheese?” he mumbled, avoiding eye contact.
“Uh, no. I ordered a veggie supreme.” I checked my phone, confusion warring with hunger. He started sweating, eyes darting around. “I… I think I mixed up the orders.”
Just then, a woman stormed out of the house next door, hands on hips. “Where’s my pizza, kid? I’m starving!”
Before I could mediate, she spotted the boxes and her face fell. She pointed at my shirt. “This Is My Mental Breakdown Classic Shirts?” she gasped, then burst into nervous laughter. “Oh my god, I relate so hard. You too, huh?”
The pizza guy, bewildered but relieved, mumbled an apology. We exchanged knowing glances, the tension dissolving. Turns out, shared existential dread and a cheesy pizza could solve anything.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












