Raccoon Sweet But Will Throw Hands Classic Shirts
I was wrestling a bag of groceries from my trunk when I heard a giggle. Glancing up, I saw a girl, maybe sixteen, pointing at my shirt. “Raccoon Sweet But Will Throw Hands,” she read aloud, grinning. “That’s amazing!”
My cheeks flushed. “Thanks! I saw it online and had to have it.”
“Seriously! I feel like that’s my life motto,” she said, adjusting her backpack. “I’m Maya, by the way.”
“I’m Liam.” I held out a hand, still awkwardly juggling my groceries.
“Need help?” Maya asked, stepping closer. “I’m pretty good at tetris-ing groceries.”
We ended up chatting as we unloaded the bags, discovering a shared love for obscure indie bands and sarcastic humor. Turns out, a ridiculous raccoon t-shirt was all it took to spark a connection. Who knew a warning label could be such a great icebreaker?
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












