Jsr Direct Ne Obliviscaris The End Of Flush Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could practically fill a shot glass. This was it, my first date with Sarah, the girl who actually laughed at my obscure metal memes. I fiddled with the collar of my “Jsr Direct Ne Obliviscaris The End Of Flush Shirts,” hoping it wasn’t too… much.
She arrived, radiant, and my carefully rehearsed greeting evaporated. “Hi!” I squeaked. Smooth.
Sarah’s eyes widened, then a grin spread across her face. “Ne Obliviscaris? Seriously? ‘The End of Flush’? That’s amazing!”
Relief washed over me. “Yeah, JSR Direct does some pretty wild stuff,” I managed, suddenly finding my voice. “Do you listen to them?”
“Dude, *Citadel* is my go-to writing music!”
The rest of the date flowed easily. We talked music, art, and even debated the merits of progressive death metal. All thanks to a ridiculously niche t-shirt. Turns out, Sarah was just as wonderfully weird as I hoped.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












