Retro Rifle Chill Chimp Classic Shirts
The sun was blazing, and my “Retro Rifle Chill Chimp Classic Shirt” was soaking up the rays. I’d proudly chosen the one with the chimp sporting aviator sunglasses, ready for a day of peak relaxation. That was until the rogue wave. One minute I was basking, the next, I was sputtering saltwater and covered head-to-toe in sand.
Now, the chimp’s aviators were obscured by a gritty layer of silica, and my shirt felt like sandpaper. Every movement produced a tiny sandstorm. Trying to brush it off only relocated the problem. I was now a walking, talking, sand-encrusted advertisement for vintage chimpanzee apparel. At least the seagulls seemed impressed. They kept circling, probably thinking I was a mobile bird feeder. This was definitely not the chill vibe I’d envisioned.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












