Outpost 31 National Science Institute Classic Shirts
The rhythmic swoosh of the car wash was hypnotic. I leaned against my dusty Civic, fiddling with the faded logo on my “Outpost 31 National Science Institute Classic Shirts.” It was a relic from a sci-fi convention, a comfy reminder of happier times.
A low rumble broke the monotony. A gleaming, cherry-red Cadillac pulled up beside me, polished to a mirror sheen. The driver, a woman with silver hair pulled back in a severe bun and eyes that could pierce steel, lowered her window.
“Outpost 31,” she stated, her voice surprisingly soft. “John Carpenter’s *The Thing*?”
I blinked, surprised. “Uh, yeah. You a fan?”
A faint smile played on her lips. “Let’s just say I appreciate the scientific accuracy, however fictionalized. And the practical effects, of course. Excellent choice of attire.” Then, with a nod, she rolled up her window, leaving me speechless amidst the soap suds.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












