Kris Statlander Straplander Classic Shirts
The elevator lurched, halting abruptly between the 12th and 13th floors. A collective groan rippled through the packed space. Awkward silence hung heavy until a woman, eyes glued to my chest, finally broke it.
“Oh my god, is that a… Kris Statlander shirt?” she asked, pointing.
Suddenly, everyone was looking. A man in a suit piped up, “Straplander Classic! I love that throwback design!”
Another woman chimed in, “Her alien gimmick is so underrated!”
I stammered, “Yeah, it’s… uh… a comfortable shirt.”
The conversation exploded. People who’d been complete strangers moments before were now debating her best matches and comparing favorite alien poses. Even the usually stoic security guard cracked a smile, admitting he was a fan. Trapped in a broken elevator, we’d found common ground in the most unexpected place: our shared appreciation for a wrestling alien and a really good t-shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












