Retro Rifle Pizzeria Pick Up And Delivery Hot N Fresh Extra Cheese Extra Cheesy Shirts
The thrift store air hung thick with mothballs and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: to find a Hawaiian shirt flamboyant enough to distract from my impending existential dread. Rack after rack yielded nothing but faded florals and questionable polyester blends. Discouraged, I slumped onto a velvet armchair, its springs groaning in protest.
Then, I saw it. Tucked behind a rack of ill-fitting blazers, a beacon of cheesy goodness. It was a “Retro Rifle Pizzeria Pick Up And Delivery Hot N Fresh Extra Cheese Extra Cheesy” shirt. My holy grail. I’d heard whispers of their existence, legends whispered in pizza-stained dorm rooms. This wasn’t just a shirt; it was a sign. A sign that tonight, I was destined to eat pizza, embrace the cheese, and maybe, just maybe, forget about everything else. It fit perfectly, of course.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












