Kyle Umlang Their Arch Our Arch 2025 Shirts
The pizza guy, a nervous teenager named Kevin, thrust the steaming box into my hands. “One pepperoni for…Kyle?” He squinted at the address scrawled on the box. “Umlang?”
“That’s me…ish,” I stammered, noticing the bewildered woman behind him holding her own pizza. Turns out, Kevin had swapped orders. She was *actually* Kyle Umlang. An excruciating silence hung in the air, broken only by the sizzling pepperoni.
Then, Kevin’s eyes landed on my shirt. Boldly emblazoned across my chest were the words: “Kyle Umlang Their Arch Our Arch 2025.” His face lit up. “Whoa! You’re a fan too? I designed these!”
The ice shattered. Soon, we were all laughing, trading pizza slices, and discussing the finer points of “Their Arch Our Arch.” My ridiculous shirt, a gag gift from my friends, had somehow saved a potentially mortifying situation. We even got a discount for the confusion!
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












