Will Varley Earth Theatre London Shirts
(The food truck, “Cosmic Cuisine,” is blasting Will Varley’s “King for a King” on the speakers. A hand-painted sign reads: “Show us your Will Varley Earth Theatre London Shirt & Get a FREE ‘Space Cowboy’ Burrito!”)
“Alright, next up!” I yell, wiping my brow. “Who’s ready for some cosmic deliciousness?” I scan the line, then my eyes land on a guy sporting a faded, but clearly loved, Will Varley Earth Theatre London shirt.
“Hey! You! In the awesome tee! Front of the line, my friend!” I exclaim, pointing. “That shirt deserves a reward. A free ‘Space Cowboy’ Burrito, on the house!”
He looks surprised, then grins. “Seriously? Just for the shirt?”
“Absolutely! We’re huge Will Varley fans here at Cosmic Cuisine. It’s the soundtrack to our cooking! Enjoy, and spread the good vibes!” I beam, already prepping his burrito with extra hot sauce. “Next!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












