Slightly Stoopid Alders Surf Shirts
The sun was blazing, the waves were crashing, and I was living my best life in my favorite “Slightly Stoopid Alders Surf Shirts.” This was the beach day I’d been waiting for. I dove headfirst into the foamy surf, emerging with a triumphant yell. That’s when it happened. A rogue wave, fueled by the ocean’s mischievous spirit, slammed me back onto the shore, burying me in a mountain of sand.
I sputtered, coughed, and finally sat up, surveying the damage. My “Slightly Stoopid” shirt, once a beacon of laid-back cool, was now a gritty, sand-encrusted mess. Each grain clung stubbornly to the fabric, creating a textured masterpiece that screamed, “I wrestled a beach and the beach won.” I tried to brush it off, but only succeeded in grinding the sand deeper. Now I was just the “Slightly Stoopid Sand Monster,” a walking, talking, and very sandy testament to the ocean’s sense of humor.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












