The Reaper What Doesnt Kill You Disappoints Me Classic Shirts
**(Truck is painted black with a menacing cartoon reaper holding a spatula. The name “Grim Grub” is emblazoned in dripping red letters.)**
**ME:** (Loudly, with forced cheerfulness) “Alright, next victim! What’ll it be? We’ve got our ‘Hellfire Hot Wings,’ guaranteed to make you question your life choices, or our ‘Soul Reaper Ribs,’ so tender they’ll melt in your mouth…literally! And don’t forget our ‘Purgatory Pulled Pork’ – a slow-smoked sensation!
**(Pause, eyes scanning the line)**
**ME:** But hold on, hold on! I see a brave soul sporting our official “The Reaper What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me Classic Shirt!” (Points dramatically). That’s right! Wear the shirt, get a free meal! Your bravery in embracing the spicy side of life deserves a reward! What’ll it be, friend? The pain is on the house!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












