Cabal Michael Myers Collection Pale Skin Black Eyes Fake Smiles Cant Hide Classic Shirts
The air in “Thrift Haven” hung thick with dust and forgotten dreams. I was on a mission: find a shirt that screamed “Cabal Michael Myers Collection.” Pale skin, black eyes, fake smiles – the internet meme had burrowed into my brain.
Rack after rack, floral prints and band tees mocked me. Discouraged, I almost gave up when a glint of black caught my eye. Nestled between a stained bowling shirt and a Christmas sweater, it was there.
A simple, black, button-down shirt. Classic. Unassuming. But I knew. It was the canvas. The perfect starting point for my descent into meme-inspired madness. Destiny, or maybe just a really weird sense of humor, had delivered. Now to find the pale skin paint…
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












