Heartagram Spectral Puss And The Ectogram Shirts
The pizza guy arrived, a bewildered teenager holding two steaming boxes. “Uh, Miller?” he mumbled, squinting at my address.
“Yep, that’s me!” I chirped, already salivating. He shuffled nervously. “There’s… a mistake. I think. One’s pepperoni, the other’s… ‘For Mr. Henderson. No cheese, anchovies only.'” He recoiled visibly.
My stomach lurched. I HATE anchovies. Then, I noticed the pizza guy’s eyes fixated on my shirt: a slightly faded Heartagram Spectral Puss And The Ectogram T-shirt. A faint smile crept across his face.
“Dude, HIM! Right on! My dad’s obsessed. Always blasting Razorblade Romance.” He pointed to the anchovy pizza. “Mr. Henderson’s a real goth, I guess. Keep the pepperoni, I’ll deliver this monstrosity.” He winked, a shared understanding passing between us, forged in the fires of Finnish love metal and questionable pizza toppings. Disaster averted, thanks to Ville Valo and a questionable fashion choice.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












