Open Army 82 Classic Shirts
Dr. Miller leaned in, armed with a dental mirror and a disconcerting amount of tiny, sharp instruments. “So, how are we doing today?”
I mumbled something about flossing, then panicked, desperately seeking a conversational lifeline. “Uh, nice weather we’re having, right? Although, I’m mostly inside these days, working on… shirts.”
He paused, the metal probe hovering near my molars. “Shirts? That’s… specific.”
“Yeah! Old army shirts. From, like, ’82. Classic stuff. Open Army 82 Classic Shirts. It’s… it’s what I do.” I winced, the phrase sounding increasingly ridiculous in the sterile silence.
Dr. Miller chuckled, a muffled sound behind his mask. “Right. Well, try to relax. We wouldn’t want you clenching and damaging those vintage threads, would we?” My mouth was already full of cotton and impending doom. This was going to be a long appointment.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












