Cant Kill Us Cockroaches Cincinnati Baseball Shirts
The cardboard box was overflowing, labeled “Attic Treasures.” As I shoved in a tangled mess of old cables, my hand snagged on something soft. I pulled it out: a “Cant Kill Us Cockroaches Cincinnati Baseball” shirt, faded red with a cartoon cockroach wielding a bat. A wave of nostalgia hit me harder than a Votto line drive.
Suddenly, I was 16 again, crammed in the bleachers with my best friends, chanting the Cockroaches’ unofficial mantra after yet another improbable comeback. We believed it, too. Those shirts were our armor, our shared identity. We were invincible, unkillable, just like the team. Each stain on the fabric was a badge of honor, a memory of shared hot dogs and spilled beer (mostly theirs).
Now, the stadium was just a memory, the team a shadow of its former glory, and my friends scattered across the country. The cockroach on the shirt seemed to wink, a tiny reminder that even in the chaos of moving, some things, like the spirit of those summer nights, are impossible to pack away.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












