Candy Corn Candy Corn Costume Shirts
I placed my groceries on the belt, the cashier, a young man with a bored expression, began scanning. He stopped abruptly, his eyes fixed on my “Candy Corn Candy Corn Costume Shirts” I’d impulse-bought.
“Seriously? Candy corn?” he asked, a slight grimace on his face.
“What’s wrong with candy corn?” I countered, a little defensively. “It’s a Halloween staple!”
“Staple of nightmares, maybe,” he muttered, scanning a loaf of bread. “Wax with food coloring. It’s an abomination.”
“Hey, some people love it!” I protested. “It’s nostalgic!”
“Nostalgic for dental appointments,” he retorted, scanning faster now, seemingly eager to end the conversation. “Look, I’m not judging your shirt, but candy corn is objectively the worst Halloween candy.”
I huffed. “Objectively? That’s a strong word. I bet you’re a peanut butter cup person, aren’t you?” The total came up, and he bagged my groceries with a final, pointed glance at my shirt. “Have a…colorful…day,” he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












