Moose Witch Seattle Mariners Mlb Baseball 2025 T Shirts
The spray jets hammered my Corolla, momentarily drowning out the classic rock station. I leaned back, trying to relax, but the anxiety of a Tuesday afternoon car wash gnawed at me. Then, a tap on the window.
I startled, rolling it down. Standing there, amidst the soapy mist, was Agnes, the notorious cat lady from my apartment building. She peered at me, her eyes magnified by thick glasses.
“That,” she rasped, pointing a skeletal finger at my “Moose Witch Seattle Mariners Mlb Baseball 2025” t-shirt, “is… visionary.”
I blinked. Agnes? A baseball fan? A fan of…moose witches?
“The subtle blend of cryptid lore and athletic aspiration,” she continued, “is truly unparalleled. Where did you acquire such a masterpiece?”
Stunned, I mumbled something about a quirky online store. She nodded sagely. “I knew it. Mass production could never capture this level of…artistry.” As the rinse cycle began, she retreated, leaving me speechless and covered in wax. My car might be clean, but my understanding of the universe was definitely dirtier.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1Ă—1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












