No Thanks Asexual Flag Dragon Shirts
**(Brightly colored food truck with a dragon logo. A banner reads: “Dragon Bites – Spicy Eats!”)**
“Welcome to Dragon Bites! Home of the fire-breathing flavors! What can I get for you?”
**(Gestures to a small sign tucked beneath the menu board)**
“Oh, and if you happen to be sporting one of our limited edition ‘No Thanks Asexual Flag Dragon’ shirts, your meal’s on us! We’re all about celebrating diversity and deliciousness! Just show it off, and pick anything you like. Our Spicy Dragon Noodles are a customer favorite, but the Mango Tango Tacos are pretty legendary too. Don’t have a shirt? We’ve got some cool dragon stickers for everyone else. So, what’ll it be? Let’s get you fired up!”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












