%d1%85%d0%be%e2%95%a2shoku Unemployed Shirts
My palms were sweating so badly I could practically water the restaurant’s fake ferns. Across from me sat Liam, whose online photos hadn’t done justice to his kind eyes and disarming smile. I was a mess. I kept replaying the disastrous hypothetical scenarios in my head, convinced I’d spill my drink, forget his name, or worse.
Then, he chuckled, his gaze fixed on my chest. My stomach plummeted. Was my shirt inside out? Stained? No, he was pointing, a grin spreading across his face. “Is that… is that a ‘Shoku Unemployed Shirts’ t-shirt? That’s amazing!”
My carefully constructed composure crumbled, replaced by genuine surprise and a nervous laugh. “Yeah! I thought it was funny. A little self-deprecating humor.”
“Self-deprecating, but also brilliant. I actually studied Japanese for a while. That’s hilarious.”
And just like that, the ice shattered. We spent the next hour dissecting Japanese puns, my weird t-shirt the unlikely hero of our first date.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












