Michael Myers Jason Mashup Shirts
Dust motes danced in the afternoon sun as I ripped open another box. Inside, a stack of folded t-shirts. Not just any shirts, but my “Michael Myers Jason Mashup Shirts.” My horror phase, immortalized in cotton. I unfolded one, the iconic masks blurred together in a gruesome, yet strangely comforting, collage.
Suddenly, I was 16 again, crammed into Sarah’s basement, popcorn flying during a Friday the 13th marathon. Another shirt reminded me of Comic-Con, sweating in a crowd, excitedly debating who would win in a Myers vs. Voorhees showdown. Each shirt was a portal, a memory woven into the fabric. This wasn’t just packing; it was an archeological dig through my teenage self. A self I thought I’d left behind, but one that whispered from the folds of these gloriously nerdy shirts, reminding me of simpler times, fueled by fear and friendship. Maybe I wouldn’t donate these after all.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












