I Fucking Love Bedtime Shirts
“That’ll be $32.47,” the cashier, a young guy with a nametag that read “Chad,” said, scanning my avocados. He paused, his eyes lingering on my t-shirt. It was my favorite: bright pink with bold white letters proclaiming “I Fucking Love Bedtime Shirts.”
“Uh,” Chad began, a slight wrinkle forming between his brows. “Interesting shirt.”
“Isn’t it great?” I beamed. “Pure comfort.”
“Yeah, but… the language?” He gestured vaguely. “Don’t you think it’s a little… much?”
“Much what? Much accurate? Much enthusiastic?” I countered, grabbing my reusable bags. “Bedtime shirts are a gift. And I’m expressing my profound appreciation.”
Chad sighed, bagging my groceries with a noticeable lack of enthusiasm. “I just think there are more appropriate ways to say it.”
“Like what? ‘I mildly appreciate slumber-related garments’?” I chuckled. “Doesn’t quite have the same ring, does it?”
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












