Forest Mother Paper Beats Rock Hand Shirts
I was wrestling a grocery bag out of my trunk in the crowded parking lot when a voice piped up, “Cool shirt!” I looked over to see a kid, maybe thirteen, grinning at me. He was pointing at my “Forest Mother Paper Beats Rock Hand Shirts” design.
“Thanks! You know the band?” I asked.
“Totally! ‘Bark and Twine’ is my jam. My dad got me into them.” He shifted, suddenly self-conscious. “Most people just think it’s a weird tree thing.”
I laughed. “Nah, it’s a deep cut reference, only the true fans get it. What’s your favorite song?”
We launched into a discussion about their discography, bonding over obscure B-sides and shared disappointment about their hiatus. Turns out, he lived a few blocks away. By the time his mom honked impatiently, we’d exchanged numbers, promising to hit up the next “Bark and Twine” tribute night together. All thanks to a quirky shirt.
EXPRESS DELIVERY
We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]
T-SHIRT
- 100% Cotton
- Made in the USA and Imported
- Pull On closure
- Machine Wash
- Material – 100% cotton dad tshirts for men.
- Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.
The graphic print in our shirts are printed in the USA; with using fine quality fade resistant inks and latest printing techniques that ensure a long-lasting and vibrant finish. We include everyone! Please check our size chart image to find the best fit for you and your loved ones. Note: Design may look smaller in bigger sizes.
SWEATSHIRT
- 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester
- Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
- Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107
- Classic fit
- Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
- Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
- 1×1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Tear away label
WHY CHOOSE US?
We believe in making a t-shirt you actually want to wear. We do not sell cheap scratchy tees here. You’ll notice the quality right when you put it on.
Some more important facts about us:
- Our tees are high quality and made to fit right. They are slightly fitted so you don’t look like you’ve put a dress on












